Casting Call for Schmoozy, Put-Upon Supers, Moochers, World's Biggest Drama Queen and Fun Female Dog Owners

In the hood where everyday is a reality show day, just when we thought those clever reality TV producers had thought of everything... Thanks to our homies at Brick Underground for showing me differently with their seminal post "Reality Show Wants Your Loudmouth Super." 

"Philosopher of all things" isn't part of the job description for the rental building superintendents we know. But LES Casting begs to differ and is looking for a NYC-area super to build an entire cable tv reality series around.

The ideal candidate:

• has several years of experience
• is funny
• possesses a larger than life personality
• is opinionated
• believes they are the best at what they do

Another must-have: "Demanding tenants who expect you to do EVERYTHING."

Sound like your guy? Get him to fill out the LES Casting questionnaire (available online) and e-mail it in.

This could be a new career path for the people of Park Slope. I can pimp out my whole extended family and friends, judging from all the opportunities listed at my new go-to website, mystudiomedia.com.

Too bad I don't live in LA, or I'd audition for this one:

I'm sure we could all think up a few candidates for this new proposed show:

And I wasn't sure whether this ad is for owners of female dogs or for fun female owners of dogs. But we certainly have both in numbers:

Note the CAPS LOCK on this one:

And my own personal favorite: