Broken Glass, Dual Defecating & U-Haul Sunsets At Hotel Le Bleu Wedding

Image via tripadvisor.comI brought my checkbook to a wedding ceremony and reception I attended at HLB (Hotel Le Bleu) this weekend because hey, it’s for sale. The asking price tag of $12 million might be reasonable but it’s definitely a fixer upper and I’m not handy. I imagine they aren’t used to weddings and receptions with the competition of the Grand Prospect Hall and all but come on, HLB! 

HLB, What’s up with the smashed glass window leading out to the balcony from the bar?

Obviously that afternoon either:

1)  a raucous bar fight got out of hand

2) Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America again and headed right over to HLB to get out his frustrations.

3) a speeding deer took a wrong turn off 4^th Ave.

I thought this was curious, but I’m not a guy. Male dual defecating? Please don’t ask me what I was doing in the men’s room. I beg you.

What’s up with the sunsets over the U-haul truck lot. Actually, that was lovely, in an urban-industrial kind of way.

So, cheers to my dear friend who married his boyfriend of seven years and actually had a beautiful tear-inducing memorable wedding at HLB, in spite of HLB.