BREEDER DILF Suicide Contagion?

Can we call it a contagion yet? Why are all these supposedly successful middle-aged dads jumping out of their manhattan high-rises? First there was the UES daddy architect, and now an NYU professor!?

Is this yet one more advantage of living in Park Slope? (there aren’t enough high buildings to off yourself via high jump--in front of your effing kids no less).

This is really kind of creeping me out. I’m glad Erica talked me out of the annual fundraising appeal I was planning for the “give my husband a proper midlife crisis” foundation (text MLC911 to make a tax-deductible donation of $5, 100% of proceeds to actual relief). He might have tried to leap off our 4th floor fire escape in a huff of male hormones and emasculation.

But, really. WTF?