BREEDER ALERT: FYI, Here's Where Your Kids Are Buying Drugs!

It's been a pretty awesome couple of weeks for drug users!

First the Department of Health issued a new handy tip guide on How to Shoot Up Heroin, and now a forum post on Brownstoner alerts us to EXACTLY where all the Park Slope teens are gettin their coke!

Well, at least until today. I would presume that our friendly drug dealing neighbors at 92 St. Marks (btwn Flatbush and Carlton) are packing up and settin up shop someplace new after all this unwanted publicity...or not. Maybe they're just badassed BALLERS like that?

Anyway, 4 FIPS readers tipped us off to this shit, and it's pretty fucking juicy:

"The deals always go down in the same way: teens walk or ride bikes or skateboards up to the building and stand outside or sit on the stoop directly across the street. Then they call or text on their cell phones. Sometimes we even see them take out their money on the sidewalk. We watch from across the street as the door to 93 St. Marks Avenue opens, the customer runs up the stoop, scores his drugs, and then in less than a minute runs back down the stoop. Most deals are made at the front door."

The poster goes on to say that teens are the ones dispensing the drugs to their fellow teens, but that they're obviously working with adults. Also, though unsure of everything on the menu over there, they have found "pills scattered all over the sidewalk and very small plastic bags with traces of white powder."

YIKES.

That's some pretty hardcore shit right there, people.

And sorry, but again, this seems like a great opp to reiterate to the kids that smoking weed is WAY more civilized. I mean, delivery dudes BRING THAT SHIT TO YOU! You literally have to pause wii for like 42 seconds while you pick out your stash and pay for it.

Anyway.

Hugs, not drugs kids!