BREAKING: Union Market Owner or Whoever is cool as shit
Benjamin | Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 7:34AM 
Did you dig my Len Capricio post? Well, the last response I ever expected to get from Union Market was this cool as shit, in-character, un-pc, completely ass bustin' reply.
Aw Jayzus Len you dunnit now you guinea prick. 4 years it takes me to build up this business down the street from the pinko fags at the co-op (kidding!) and you've blown the whole thing out yer ass. Folks, I wanna say right now that Len does not speak for Union Market management. We love your children and have many organic artisanal snacks that will are trans-fat and cruelty free (except to your wallet--kidding!). While we appreciate your pulchritude, ladies I mean women I mean womyn we endeavor to admire your intellect and politics and your lovely children equally. The so-called "wetback" has all his papers and is paid above minimum wage, and we give him food only slightly past its sell-by date to feed his 9 adorable ninos and ninas (plus twins any day). Again, accept my apologies. He lives in Bensonhurst, what can I tell you.
It was posted by "Steve Din," claiming to be a part of Union Market management. Of course he could be lying, but who the hell would claim to be that? In context for some reason, it just seems legit to me.
Does anyone know? It's easy enough to google the owners, and one of them isn't a "Steve Din." So who is Steve Din? Bueller?
Steve: that was hilarious - you're cool as fuck. Email us so we can interview you and get you a free lap dance or some shit.
This just makes me like Union Market even more. Hit that shit for $100 whitefish and prosciutto and yes, I'll still steal candybars from the local Bodega on the way home.
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Reader Comments (6)
What? I get Steve to write and you all shut up now? Yes, I know Steve. Park Slope is a very small town and we at the co-op actually do talk to other proprietors.
Ha-ha-ha! You hide your heads like ostriches in the sand now that it's become REAL, huh? Not so funny now is it, hipster ironic JERKES?
At least you demonstrate a modicum of dignity by keeping your ethnic, racist rants quiet this time.
FIPS 0 - Progressive Citizens of Earth 1
Burkelee, if this place enrages your bat shit looney ass so much then I've got the website for you. Go and check out street carnage. That place will be like a box of Lucky Charms for your outrage breakfast delights. Much like being chalkfull of horse shoes, rainbows, moons and stars; It's full of racial humor, blatant mysogyny and I think the last time I was there, I accendentally stumbled upon necrophilia. It'll be a real festival of human outrage for your mind garden. Your do gooder, cruisading ass should go take a look. You might find something relevant to your life in there.
Burkelee you spelled jerk wrong. Also, your improper capitalization, to provide emphasis I am sure, would have been better used on a word like FUCK or BITCH.
Now I guess I will go back to burying my head under the sand.
Hahaha, holy fuck, I just found this shit and am a totally innocent bystander but i have to admit it is funny as hell.
Fuck you all.
Ha! I think I know who this Burkelee douche is. I overheard this loudmouth telling his homo friend how he was setting the Park Slope blogs straight.
I swear it was this guy. Yesterday, late afternoon at Tea Lounge? Right, douche? Nice ponytail, miss.
I've been following this blog since thanksgiving and I'm pleased to say it's living up to its name, finally. The snarky comments are what makes the hate so fucking funny. Burklee Carroll, congratulations on helping make this blog exactly what it was intended to be! I only hope you're not a character Erica and Benjamin invented, just to stir up the shit.
please keep spewing bile, it's gold like la bagel delight.