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BREAKING: MTA to hire Japanese-style "pushers" for Seventh Ave F-train station
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Benjamin | Friday, March 13, 2009 at 9:06AM
Benjamin | Friday, March 13, 2009 at 9:06AM
I know there will be some of you that complain over the MTA's decision on this, (breeders with strollers as usual) but I couldn't possibly support it more.
How many times have you been trying to get on an F train, and you just can't fit because people wont step into the fucking car?
PSYCH! See, don't front like you know what I mean because it's obvious that you ARE those people. If you really cared or understood or supported the MTA's decision, you would step into the fucking CARS - into the MIDDLE of the cars - on your own - without forcing us to spend taxpayer dollars on Japanese-style "pushers."
Whatever, let's see you try to block the doors now, bitches.
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Reader Comments (8)
Hates auschwitz
Now if they dressed them like the sand man who drags you off the stage at the Apollo theater and gave them long hooked canes, that shit would be money in the bank.
I get on at 4th Avenue. It has been getting progressively more crowded over the last month and a half. A few weeks ago, I could get a seat nearly every morning. Now it's almost reaching Q train no-seating status. What gives?
oh shit, Danny. that was nuclear!
How can the trains be getting so crowded that they have less money to run more trains that get more crowded? What other product does this happen with? A twenty dollar whore? There should be a caboose car just for breeders, backpackers, large giftpackageholders/bomb-regifters or combination therof. Watching the Japs packing Japanese, you Westerners, yes amazingly that includes you Park Slopers, are asking yourselves, "How much could any enterprise on Earth or Lamneth pay me to compensate me physically and mentally for such a paid so-called-ride?" How much does it cost to get raped, to be blunt about it..and do it the next day..still sore as hell? At what point do I/we kill myself/ourselves with the unreachable dream of getting my/our very own private friggin' helicopter(s) or a rickshaw in an overcrowded, murderous airspace/street? One insignificant man's pondering, that's all and remember: Today's Japan is always tomorrow's Dystopia. Oh, I almost forgot...: MTA & Mr Grey: Go complete a 3rd rail circuit for me will you?
These door blockers should be dealt with some hardcore Lawrence Taylor-style blocking - that should move those bozos out of the way right quick.
And how about those fuckwits who absolutely have to wait untill the train comes to a full stop and the doors are about to close before they decide to get off their stupid clueless asses and exit the car? Some of these same people tend to the ones grabbing an attitude, shouting let us OFF first !! I see this all the time on empty trains too. Some days its impossible to board the F train thanks to all the stroller mommies, ipod obliviants, and polehuggers.
Give me a link to any proof this is going on son. This won't happen. NYC people won't allow anyone to touch them. Nice try.
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