A Fuckit List

Holy shit, am I pissed that I didn't come up with this idea!

Thanks to Jack Nicholson, you bitches have probably all heard of a Bucket List: i.e. that aspirational (but also kind of retarded and/or ghey) list of things that you want to do in your life, before you actually kick the bucket.

Most people put shit on there like: run with the bulls in Pamplona; Do an open-mic night; Fly in a hot air balloon; Bang a hot, barely legal hooker, etc.

Well a Fuckit List is the total opposite: its shit you don't WANNA do, and you don't give a rat's ass if you never, ever, ever do it. Comedian Michael Ian Black came up with this idea, and ever since, the Twitterverse is going CRAZY with Fuckit List suggestions.

Kinda fun, right?

Here are a few of mine:

• Join the Food Coop
• Drop Acid
• Go Bungee Jumping and/or Skydiving
• Have a baby
• Go on a reality TV show
• Become a vegetarian
• Climb to the top of [insert stupid mountain here]
• GOING TO A PHISH SHOW

Ok, so what the fuck would be on your Fuckit List?

Comments

[Dreidel Hustler]

Have three dudes come on me in a bathroom stall.

[RNR]

Anything in the same realm as the first commenter and competing in a triathalon.

[shit]

there's no way i can top hustler on this one so i'm not gonna bother trying

[Lovely van Sycko]

Actually, some bathrooms are pretty nice, with like couches and chandeliers.

I gotta say:
- drink Mimosas
- watch America's Next Top Model
- pierce my clit
- participate in scat play

[I'm with Hustler]

I'm with Hustler. That's fucking hot.

[That's Gay...]

Hustler is gay... and so is the two other dudes.

Gay. Ghey.

[That's Gay...Non ebonic]

Haha..haha.

"is the two other dudes"

ARE the two other dudes.

Gay. Ghey.

[boroughbred]

Start a blog
Own my own company
Yoga
Dye my hair blond