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BREAKING: FAT PANTSLESS WOMAN DESCENDS ON PARK SLOPE
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Erica | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 10:07AM
Erica | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 10:07AM 
FIPS reader joe_paluka just contacted us with the scoop of the century: apparently a pleasantly plump, anti-pants, out of her fucking mind (?) woman is roaming the streets of Park Slope.
From Joe:
She had on a winter coat, a backpack, patent leather shoes, but no pants. It looked as if she'd just forgotten to put her pants on. She was strolling purposefully down the street, as if heading to the subway or on her way to work.She was acting as if she was doing nothing out of the ordinary.
Is she crazy or trying to make some kind of fat acceptance statement or what?
Anyone got any more scoop on this Norma Nopants??
tagged PSlope WTF
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Reader Comments (28)
The BBW has traded its humanity for an extra helping of slop. I would have called animal control on this thing. NOBODY wants to see that much cellulite.
She may actually be wearing these shiny copper'ish spandex legging things I've seen people wearing in the area. It confused the shit out of me when I saw them the first time.
no, she wasn't wearing tights. Her cellulite was on full display. Lots of people saw her. People were turning around and laughing and gawking. She seemed not to notice.
Wow. She is F-A-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait .. there is no pants.. but please tell me there is some sort of underwear action going on ??? I'm surprised the baby stroller pushers are allowing this to be around their children...
Yeah she was wearing big oversize white cotton underwear.
wow she just sounds hotter and hotter the more details i get
I'd hit it
nah, not if you saw it ...it's pathetic and scary at the same time.
OMG, that's my neighborhood! Why do I always miss out on the good stuff?!
I'm a stroller pushing parent and it wouldn't bother me. I'd be curious to see what my smart ass 5 year old would say, actually. Maybe she's a fan of Lady Gaga and is just taking her fandom a little to the extreme, like all the Madonna and Gwen Stefani groupies.
Ok, no leggings then. I happily stand corrected. Amazing.
I love how she's looking at the woman in the American Apparel ad who also isn't sort of wearing pants.
I love my neighborhood.
She is probably hopped up on diet pills. In her struggle to conform to society's ideal of the female body, she is contorting her brain activity with chemicals. Just guessing.
Look I have been friends with benefits with this one for some time. She had an infection and her gyno told her to air out her stank cunt. Back off all of you.
Note in the first pic she's outside the "flatbush" pavillion..
maybe she's protesting.
Vince, I am unable to REC your poast. The site architecture seems quite backward here.
On a Saturday morning one year ago I saw a woman that looks suspiciously similar to ms fat booty up there squatting in front of a brownstone on 7th ave and president st and taking a long relieving piss. En plein air. very amusing. My guess is that we're talking about the same woman.
fuck you! i'm not wearing pantses now either. shit feels soooo good. fuck all ya'll
Maybe she is starting one of those things like when a bunch of people rode the subway pantsless in January of 2009.
We have a woman like that here in Greenpoint but she is nowhere near as "statuesque" as "Norma" here. I'll never forget the time I saw her walking down Manhattan Avenue with her 20-something mentally retarded son in tow wearing black vinyl hot pants one July afternoon. I swear I got a yeast infection just from looking at her. *shudder*
I now understand why this website needs to exist. Thank you for this kind of reporting. I want more.
Do we have any other photos; larger possibly? This is amazing.
They were huge gold spandex underwear. I was actually behind her for a bit but was unable to get a shot with my iPhone...
what do you mean unable, Pete? Both hands full?