BREAKING: FAT PANTSLESS WOMAN DESCENDS ON PARK SLOPE

FIPS reader joe_paluka just contacted us with the scoop of the century: apparently a pleasantly plump, anti-pants, out of her fucking mind (?) woman is roaming the streets of Park Slope.

From Joe:

She had on a winter coat, a backpack, patent leather shoes, but no pants. It looked as if she'd just forgotten to put her pants on. She was strolling purposefully down the street, as if heading to the subway or on her way to work.She was acting as if she was doing nothing out of the ordinary.

Is she crazy or trying to make some kind of fat acceptance statement or what?

Anyone got any more scoop on this Norma Nopants??