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BREAKING: FAT PANTSLESS WOMAN DESCENDS ON PARK SLOPE
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Erica | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 10:07AM
Erica | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 10:07AM 
FIPS reader joe_paluka just contacted us with the scoop of the century: apparently a pleasantly plump, anti-pants, out of her fucking mind (?) woman is roaming the streets of Park Slope.
From Joe:
She had on a winter coat, a backpack, patent leather shoes, but no pants. It looked as if she'd just forgotten to put her pants on. She was strolling purposefully down the street, as if heading to the subway or on her way to work.She was acting as if she was doing nothing out of the ordinary.
Is she crazy or trying to make some kind of fat acceptance statement or what?
Anyone got any more scoop on this Norma Nopants??
tagged PSlope WTF
PSlope WTF 
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Reader Comments (28)
iPhone takes terrible photos of moving objects. Had she been immobile we would have been good...
At least she has her own flavor which is more than I can say for most of downtown Brooklyn. I am sure if the stroller mafia saw her they would have hit and run and left her for dead.
Ok, wait. Hold up. I'm inspecting the photo as close as I can get to my screen. I think it might actually be copper spandex leggings that end at the knee. I think! But yeah, we need a close up. I want to check out the shoes. Are those lavender sneakers? To match the purple backpack?