BEER TABLE TO MAKE MIDTOWN COOL! ISH!

Move over Shoe Shine stands and drug front completely legit business, The Rosetta Stone shop! Park Slope is spreading our sweet seed all over Grand Central!

Neighborhood fave Beer Table is opening a retail shop in The Graybar Passage, which is a secret tunnel where Harry Potter gets drunk on Midori sours and loses his V-Card in the final movie (SPOILER, GUYS).

The company will focus on selling growlers of regional beer, but they’ll also have bottled brews, mustards, vinegars and other ingredients that one might use while cooking with beer (Speaking of. Dad – I got you that Beer Cookbook for Christmas 2 years ago and I have yet to see or taste bacon and chocolate stout cupcakes. Justsayin’).

For the Slopers who work in midtown, this opening is equivalent to ma dukes dropping you off for 2nd grade and then going to work as the gym teacher at the high school next door. You’ll have a small slice of home life nearby, everyday. That shit’s comforting.

Beer Table is awaiting their liquor license before starting construction, so it may be a few months before we see a titillating COMING SOON! Sign. So keep an eye out. In the meantime, I’m considering crashing their sold out Pie and Beer Dinner. YUM.