BALLER SPECIAL REPORT: ITS CONFIRMED: KIDS TOTALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE

Dear BREEDER,

HAAAA!

"An eight-year survey of 218 couples found that children brought on a sudden case of the relationship blues, with about 90 percent of mothers and fathers feeling dissatisfied with their partner after the birth of a child, according to research published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology. 'Sex almost ceases to exist,' said Diana Kirschner, a therapist from Manhattan. 'All their attention goes to the child.'"

Sucks to be you, hunh?! 

What are you guys up to today? We're off to go smoke a joint, enjoy a boozy brunch with some friends and then watch some porn.  Have fun at Kidville!

xoxo,

BALLER

(Urbanite via Daily Intel)