EVERYONE: MEET ERIC; ERIC: MEET EVERYONE

The latest mofo to join the FIPS whack pack = Eric.

In his v. own words: "Live in Park Slope in close proximity to the second douchiest cafe ever (Red Horse); first was Tea Lounge, RIP. Though the wine bar that's supposed to open on 6th Ave between 11th and 12th could bring some order to the universe. Have dog. Hate Union Hall (most of the time). Shop at C-Town. Might have thrown up in Lucky 13 once but I don't remember -- was years ago. Wish they'd get a decent, functioning pinball machine at Johnny Macks, which might get me off the barstool at 12th St. now and again."

Also, this dude is waaaay into wine. But not like in an onbnoxious, snooty sort of a way. He's like a Chuck Bass wine dude---except Chuck Bass is actually kind of snooty. But whatever. He digs wine and knows a lot about it--so if you invite him over for dinner, you might want to stock up on something other than $2 buck chuck.

Also, he wrote a whole book about wine: First Big Crush: The Down and Dirty on Making Great Wine Down Under.

You should go buy this book immediately, b/c gawd knows he won't be living the good life from his FIPS "salary."

Anyway.

Stay tuned for some good shit from Eric in 3...2...1