Awwww....Who Wants A Turtle?

I'm counting on you mofos...someone needs to step up to the fucking plate and help MeredithB:

yeah I bought one of those red-eared sliders from some kid on the subway. I bought a tank too, filters, lights, rocks, etc. the whole deal.

But I am having to condense my possessions and I will not be able to keep him. So I'm either going to give it all away to someone who just loves turtles (maybe a school?) or he will have to make it on his own in July when I take him upstate a friends pond.

Someone?

Anyone?

(via Brooklynian)