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Dec032010
Attack of The iPhone Bike Thieves?
Posted by: Erica | Friday, December 3, 2010 at 7:00AM
Apparently it's no longer safe to talk on your own motherfucking iPhone, on your own motherfucking street.
That's right folks: welcome to the world of Bike riding iPhone bandits! Apparently, these pedal to the metal thieves will snatch your iPhone right out of your hand, and then ride off into the sunset like E.T. or some shit.
"At least three women and a man were targeted by a two-wheeling terror in Park Slope, Prospect Heights and Boerum Hill last month; three other women were robbed of their tricked-out smart phones in Park Slope in October, a police source said."
Jesus fucking christ. Where the hell does a bitch gotta go now to be left alone in peace with her Apple products?! Cleveland!?
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