Animal Hats Are Now A Thing

From a recent NYT article by Amy Sohn regarding the ever growing popularity of adults wearing animal hats:

"Miriam Eusebio, 46, a theater director, wears a panda hat for a paid moonlighting gig at the Park Slope Food Coop, in part because the basement is cold, and in part because she likes it. Though not a mom, the petite Ms. Eusebio likes to buy children’s clothing because “kids get brighter colors and the bright colors make me happy,” she said."

Ok, so:

* "paid" gig at the Food Coop? Hunh?

* +10 for featuring a BALLER

* - 50 because the BALLER likes to dress like a child

Hey Park Slope: what do you call a stereotype, wrapped inside a stereotype, wrapped inside an Amy Sohn trend piece?

If you see anyone wearing an animal hat today, you have our permission to punch them directly in the face.

(via NYT)