Sunday
Dec072008
Parents Acting Like Jerkoffs #1: F-Train Near Bergen
Posted by: 
Benjamin | Sunday, December 7, 2008 at 1:31PM
Benjamin | Sunday, December 7, 2008 at 1:31PM 
That's it - hold your kid on your shoulders so that his hair and hands bathe in the Hepatitis B that infests the subway ceiling. When the train stops and he breaks his face, make sure you sue the city.
Even the little underprivileged kid in the subway ad behind you thinks you're a douche.
Jerkoff.
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Reader Comments (5)
Hep B does not infest the subway. You cannot catch Hep B from the subway ceiling.
@ Mike H, but stupidity and asininity do, and it's contagious.
Wow, looks like we finally found the most humorless retard on the planet -
Mike H, congrats.
Admit it - are you really Ellen DeGeneres?
by the way - do you or do you not believe you can get AIDS from mosquitos. I pray to christ you'll answer me
You really think it's that big of a deal? I'm sure the kid was having fun up there... frankly, with the amount of dirty hobos on trains, 'sick passengers' afloat and all, I would rather have my kid on my head and shoulders than eye level with filth and germs... haha, I said 'filth and germs.'
Should the scenario play out, would this constitute as a 'sick passenger'?
from the outside, it's a really stupid thing to do. the trains jerk back & forth all the damn, if these schmucks rode the trains more than twice a year they'd know that.
that being said, I'd totally do that for my kid. If I had them. Or knew what state their mother snuck them off to.