OMGZ, I Can Haz Park Slope LOLZ?
Erica | Thursday, December 4, 2008 at 12:49AM 
In case you all missed that anon comment I deleted yesterday morn, I'm a lazy, horrible writer. Also, I rarely come up with any of my own ideas and usually just sponge off the intellectual prowess of all of my other, far more worthy, dub dub dub comrades.
Anyway, I've totally been loving the latest LOL cat iteration: I can has hipsters.
It's taken me awhile to allow the LOL cool-aid to kick in, but my indoctrination into the meme of all memes, is moving along nicely now.
While Park Slope is obvs not on the hipster Brooklyn map at all, we do certainly have our own brand of yuppified douchetards....or SILTHS, if you will (Slopers I'd Like To Hurt) [Wow! Our own alterna-hipster acronym. Meme-tastic!].
Right.
So, back to the stealing someone else's idea part: this all got me thinking that I would like to give this "I can have hipster" thing a go Park Slope style. But while this tact works like a fucking charm in Billyburg, we've got a totally diff flava goin on here.
Always looking a challenge straight in its motherfuckin face, I've decided to press on. And so, herewith, are our first ill conceived, but official nonetheless "I can have SILTH" photoz. N Joy:
For the love of gawd, pretty please make our day and send us some additional Park Slope lolz pics (we'll post the best ones).
I can haz begging?
Update: Here's Benjamin's entry:
SILTH 
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Reader Comments (4)
THESE ARE ALL HORRIBLE except for benjamins entry which is hilarious.
Erica you are truly truly truly truly DOIN IT RONG
Go read a primer or talk to Benjamin, he's got it down
From the font colors backwards to using teh in the wrong places!!!!!!!
EMBARASSING!!!!
Benjamin, please teach her how to breathe
you spelled embarrassing wrong, twiddlecox.
and if you're such a fucking expert, why don't you crank one out, captain non-lols?
@anon 12:19: Oh shit...you're right. I am totally EMBARASSSED (spelling = yours) that I haven't been properly schooled in LOLspeak!
You see, I actually studied ENGLISH and not ENGRISH in college, so they left all this shit out whilst we were writing our own three act plays and trying to understand why the caged bird sings.
Anyway.
I will be sure to ask Benjamin to outline all the things I'm doing wrong...AND how to breathe. But he's teaching me how to jerk off in today's lesson and I've really gots to jet or I'll be late.
p.s. Where the fuck is your properly formatted, correctly fonted, accurate colored entry?
hahahaha, yeah but benjamin's is genius