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SEX IN THE SLOPE: 1 + 1 = ?
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Erica | Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 12:05AM
Erica | Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 12:05AM 
Ok, fuck it. We're just gonna go for it and see what happens.
Also we're guessing that all of you horny motherfuckers are just as curious as we are, so here it is:
How old are you?
Are you: married/single/dating?
How often do you get it on?
That's it.
Answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some prive)
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Reader Comments (22)
27yo; steady girl; ~7x/week, though not every day.
subquestion who fucks after brunch?
@anon 11:31: TOTALLY...especially after "all you can drink mimosa" brunch.
22yo SM
dating
at least 2 x week
33 years old
once a month with wife
7 times a week by myself
4 times a month with whitechicks (handjobs only, 100$ a pop)
27 yo and 31 yo
Get off together on average 2x a day (sober before work, buzzed before bed)
**Full on neighbor imposing, cat scaring, trying to mute it with music, about 3-5 x a week.
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**Recently moved to above a store front, with only one apartment above us and trying to figure out how much that older married couple can actually hear.
34yo Married guy with 2 kids
1 x month if I'm lucky (sometimes I don't get lucky)
OOH, fun!
28 engaged WF
usually once a week, but lately more like once every 7-10 days. We were actually thinking of "scheduling" sex like Madonna, but then that seemed kind of lame?
24 | female | been with my boy almost 2 years | 2x/day, 3 if we have more of the day.
37 yr SBF
I was almost embarassed for not having had sex regularly in such a long time, but judging from some of these comments (from people with IN HOUSE dingaling and/or vajayjay)...I'm obviously not alone.
I recently discovered an expired condom in my drawer;
you can probably guess my stats: just under 40, male, married, (2 kids).
31 year old guy
married, jewish, one kid.
1x a week with wife
1x a month with random girl in cities I travel to for work
swf never gets laid
36 y.o. MAW
1x week at most
26F, dating, 3-5x/, month long distance, but if local, 3-5x a week :), sometimes 3x a day. We have been dating 5+yrs
38 year old man
Married for nine years
Every Sunday like clockwork. If we have something else going on, we knock it out on Saturday. But I give it to myself at least three times a week.
26 year old female
living with boyfriend for year and half
avg. 3x week
(we have 2 roommates, doesn't help the situation)
35, F, Engaged to a 30 year old guy.
I'm 5'10, Blonde with big tits and I BEG for sex at least twice a week. I get it once, maybe, if he's had a shower and can be bothered. I thought being with a younger guy help. I was wrong.
33, f ,married 6 yrs,only ever been with hubby , on a good week, 3-4 times, on a bad week 1x, i got sick of asking and now am glad my sex drive has slowed, we are almmost at the same level now.
Glad to be here with my brothers: 36yo M, married, 2 kids. 2x/mo. Sigh.
Pro tip: if you want it more from your wife, stop dandling yourself so often.
Sure, part of the problem is she don't want it anyway because she's got plenty of needy creatures clinging to her body without you on there too. But part of the problem is also that you're too lazy and unmotivated to ask in a way she's ever going to respond to. And part of why you're too lazy is you're rubbing it out nightly. I know it cause I live it.
Seriously ya'll - I spent 5-6 days off the redtube, cold turkey, and my game transformed from "waah waah you don't do me enough" (sexy, no?) to "holy christ if you don't let me bone you I'mma gonna die RIGHT NOW." Which, yeah, still not a masterpiece of smoove, but it worked.
Having proven this to myself I of course suspended the experiment, but with much less subliminal resentment towards my lovely and long-suffering wife.
@rjt you're a genius
best fips comment yet.
you have me pegged 1000%
Early 30s, m. Live w/ girlfriend. ~4x per week.
If you want sex from your lady friend, try cleaning up. When she cooks dinner, you do the dishes (or load the dishwasher) Put all of your random shit away, make the bed. Seriously, if the place is clean, and she has nothing to complain about, she will relax, and sex can happen. There are studies on this. No bullshit. You can also try being complimentary. Thank her for some shit that she does all the time anyway. Women get all gooey when they feel appreciated.
Anyway, the shit works for me.