FUCK Krispy Kreme: 7th Avenue Donut Shop is Where It's At

Save for one forgettable, beer soaked evening, I've never eaten anything at this place. I mean, like no *real* food. In fact, I don't hoof it over to this fine establishment often. But when I do, its for one reason and one reason only: the best fucking donuts on the entire motherfucking planet.

I'm having difficulty declaring, with common everyday words, how much I truly, madly, deeply love these donuts. But, I do. I really, really love em.

I often order a "double header" which is an invention (from my own mind's eye) consisting of one marble twist and one coffee roll combo. However, I've also tried the:

*chocolate frosted
*vanilla frosted
*jelly
*boston creme
*chocolate coconut
*plain

And they are all epic.

I could write symphonies for these donuts...beautiful poems...or deep, meaningful (read: inappropriate) love letters.

Here's the deal: they make all of these donuts, FRESH, right in this place. Like, there is no big truck that comes by in the morn and delivers this precious sugar cargo from the same fucking industrial kitchen in Midpoint that all of the other diners get their mediocre pastries from. This shit is Fresh Prince from Bel Air FRAYSH, son. No joke.

On top of their undeniable donut delish-ush-ness, these suckers are CHEAP. Like recession 08' cheap (we bought 7 donuts tonight for $3.85!).

Anyway.

All that's really left to say is this: if you haven't ever tried any donuts from 7th Avenue Donut Shop, do it. I swear on my life you won't be sorry.