Your Baby Can Read

I hate to break it to you, but if you have a child over the age of 8 mos old who is NOT yet reading, then your baby is dumb. 

Sorry, but apparently its true.

I watched a totally fucking amazing infomercial this weekend for the "Your Baby Can Read" series of DVD's and, oh em gee, I was blown the eff away. Babies really can read people!?  Who knew?

There's actual video to back this shit up.  Seriously, go to the website and watch.  Some 8-month-old is running through some flashcards and a 2-year-old is rattling off the state capitals.  I learned to read in Kindergarten and was treated like a fucking rockstar--it's pretty annoying to find out that I should have been with the slow kids.

Anyway, if you're a BREEDER, I'd highly reccommend you get on this gravy train.  It's cheaper than a Park Slope Parents membership and might even get your kid into Harvard...or Burklee Caroll Berkley Carroll (or whatever).