WHO GIVES A SHIT: WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE GONNA TAKE DOWN YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES?

It's true I'm a Jew and am unschooled in the ways of Christmas-n-new testament Jesus and shit, but can someone please explain to me why the fuck you guys keep Xmas trees up for MONNNNNTHS?

It's strange slash annoying enough already that the national Christmas avalanche pretty much just get dumped on all of our faces the day after Thanksgiving, but I've been peeping into all your Brownstones and apartments, Park Slope...and like 50% of you btchz still have your Christmas trees front and center in your windows!? And it's January 6th?! Let me do the math for you: Santa was climbing down your chimney 12days ago. 

To me this is sort of the equivalent of leaving a "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT, AUNT PHYLLIS!" banner hanging up in your living room 3 months after Aunt Phyllis's party is over. Or launching fireworks in your backyard on September 27th cause you're still celebrating July 4th. I mean, there are 8 days of Chanukah, and on day 9 where do you think you can find our menorah? BACK IN THE FUCKING CABINET WHERE IT BELONGS.

Isn't it time to let go, Park Slope?

Please help me understand this shit.  

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