WHO GIVES A SHIT: What's Going On in the Slope for NYE? [PRE-WHASSUP]

Fireworks and Mexican food fiestas and ditching your kids, oh my!

Because I lurve your sweet asses so much, Imma put together a New Year's Even IN THE SLOPE WHASSUP for you kiddies in the next couple of days. I obviously pride myself on my in-depth research skills and neighborhood blog journalistic integrity, so before I throw this thing together, I wanna know ALL of WHASSUP.

Please be kind enough to leave me a comment letting me know the NYE haps around the Slope and bordering areas. I'm all for the avoid-Manhattan/Williamsburg/anythingthatthinksitsWilliamsburg-at-all-costs thing, so clue me in on your Better BK New Year's Eve plans, and I shall pimp accordingly.