Who Gives A Shit: New Year's Resolutions?

2009 sucked some major dick for many of us, so I can't say I'm sorry to see it go. But it's that time of year again, when we all start thinking about shit we want to do, things we want to see, reality TV shows we want to watch, strollers we want to kick, and people we want to bang...New Year's Resolutions.

The act of making resolutions has mostly become an exercise in bullshit, because the majority of us don't end up following through. However, I still think that there is something kind of poetic in at least getting your shit out into to the universe, saying it out loud, writing it down, and then seeing what happens.

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine?

Here are a few:

• Daily Mugshot: I want to do one every day, for the next 365 days. I think it would be really awesome to have a full year's worth of photos of myself, and totally easy to accomplish. Also I HATE having my picture taken, so it will be a bit of a personal challenge: i.e. get the fuck over yourself. Also, maybe it will force me to brush my hair every once in awhile.
• Vacation: For reasons beyond our control, Greg and I didn't take a vacation in 2009. Before that we were on the "one big trip a year" plan, and I want to get back the fuck on that train. Buenos Aires and Iceland are currently on the short list.
• Writing: I want to FINISH a script in 2010. Either an original TV pilot, a movie, or both. A web series would rock too, but that would have to be in addition to, rather than instead of.
• FIPS: Make it bigger, badder and better.
• ME: I want to like the way I look in the mirror better at the end of the year than I do now.

Ok, your turn: What are your New Year's resolutions?

That's it.

Be as specific or as vague as you'd like, but let us know. Then next year I can reprint them all in a: "SO WHO THE FUCK GOT SHIT DONE IN '10 POST??" and we can all make fun of each other check in with each other.

Happy New Year, bitches...and thanks for FIPSing it up with me.

The Beastie Boys really said it best: "Cause she's the cheese, and I'm the macaroni," only like you guys are the cheese, and I'm the macaroni. Or whatever...you can be the macaroni and I'll be the cheese, if you want. (ok, now this is getting kinda ghey). Just have a happy New Year. Sheesh.