WHO GIVES A SHIT: Have You Ever Gone To A Tanning Salon in Park Slope?

I mean, I'm not judging or anything...I'm just curious.

This seems like the oddest neighborhood in Brooklyn to plant your tanning salon in, and yet apparently we have at least a couple: Park Slope Tanning & Airbrush and Pacific Tanning. 

I'm assuming that since they're both in business, someone must be going there. I mean, right? 

So tell me: are you all bucking the natural/healthy/organic Park Slope sterotypes or what?  Closet tanorexics raise your hands.