WHO GIVES A SHIT: Halloween 2K10--Stay or Split?

Ah, Halloween is in the air.  I'm sure you can tell; either your spawn are already wearing their costumes five days a week (remember: it's your hard earned cash paying the therapy bill when little Olivia won't drop the "Princess" prefix after November 1), or you're being assaulted by a pregnant-looking Mario in front of the pop-up Ricky's on Seventh to buy things (such is my case).

I know I'm about to shock the shit out of you all here: I haven't dressed up for Halloween since I was probably 16. I am a killjoy, blah blah, save it, I've heard it.

But I'm curious, anyway: What's your Halloween in the Slope like? Are you one of those BREEDERS who only gives out Annie's Organic bunny gummies and Utz Halloween pretzels? Do you get a not-so-secret joy in stealing your child's chocolate haul from your horrible, unfeeling neighbors who dare to offer anything but organic goji berry dark chocolate? Do you BALLERS run the good hell away from the nabe to get drunk in childless peace and quiet?

Do tell. I'm sure I'm going to do something unfun this year again, like cook in my underwear, so tell me about all of the things you're planning so you can feel fabulous about your lives. That's what FIPS is here for, right?