When BREEDERS Get Divorced

Lest any of you non kid having BALLERS out there forget, BREEDERS are ppl too! And they have needs!

And in Park Sloper, Stephanie Thompson's case, those needs include (as outlined in Fearless Parenting: Will Mommy Divorce Daddy?):

• outing public details of her own rocky marriage.
• calling her own kids out (BY NAME) in said public outing.
• making her husband look like an asshole (whilst accusations of her own cheating and constant flirtations are let loose on in the comments).

Who knows what's true and what's not true, but there is def some juicy shit in here...and as per u, the juiciest is, duhsies, in the comments:

pd from Park Slope:
I just feel sorry for your children as they have their family life played out for the world to see. If you thought for one second that you were doing the right thing for them, then the next call should be to the office of children and family services.

http://www.ocfs.state.ny.us/main/

After that you could perhaps consider

http://www.nysdivorcelawyer.net/

But most importantly

http://www.nypsychiatrist.com/

Wowza! Links and everything!

Anyway, bravo Brooklyn Paper! If this is the new dawn of your post Smartmom era, I likey.