Who Gives A Shit: Do You Have A Washer/Dryer In Your Apt?

Here's what you should know: every night when I walk my furry dog's ass around the neighborhood, and you ppl leave your lights on and your windows uncovered, I'm looking into your apartments and I'm looking in HARD.

I notice who has a fireplace (jealz), and who has nice furniture (practically no one), and who has crazy paint jobs (most ppl), and I ESPECIALLY notice who has a washer/dryer (if I can see it, which I usually can't, but still...). Honestly, that's the perk that would mean the most to me. I'd rather have a washer/dryer than a pool.

The NYT was talking about this shit too: Manhattan Status Symbols: Washers and Dryers.

If you have a washer/dryer in your apt, I HATE YOU.

So do you?