WHO GIVES A SHIT: ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING ANY WORK AT HOME?

So many of us Park Slopers have now been celebrating brunching stranded here for days under the guise that we're "working from home."

But I overheard someone at Bagel Market yesterday morn talking about how they told his whole office that he had power back on, but no internet...even though that was a total lie. The dude he was talking to confessed that he just stopped responding to texts from work as he told his boss cell phone service was "totally spotty"...even though that was also a total lie. 

And yet the restaurants are packed all day, stores are jamming, and our local friendly wine store guy told us that Hurricane Sandy produced their highest day of sales in the history of their shop...even more than New Years. 

So, yeah: we wanna know if you guys are *actually* working hard, or hardly working. 

BE HONEST.