WHASSUP: Things Are Happening; Go to Them

There's some shit going down in the Slope on a reoccurring basis to which we think you should go.  Since you're all fully aware that taking advice from us is a good idea.  Right.  Moving on.

*Every Tuesday, 8pm: Comedy.  BK comedienne Sara Schaefer's comedy goldmine Get Off Your Knees has a new home in the Slope at Southpaw's downstairs venue, DownSouth. It is full of awesome and funny, which are good enough reasons for us to go.  (Plus, FREE.)  Get info on lineups via Twitter.  Today is Tuesday, by the way.

*Every second Thursday: Speed dating.  The Internet Killed Your Dating Skills (it's true) hosts speed dating the second Thursday of every month at The Fifth Estate on 5th Ave.  (They also do it in Williamsburg on the first Thursday, but I'm ignoring that.)  Anyway, get shacked up like a good Park Sloper this Thursday, and subsequently.  Details on events here.

That's that.  You get no WHASSUPs unless you send us shit happening in Slope and the surrounding areas (Greenpoint and the East Village are not Park Slope, for those of you who need a reminder), so please, knock yourselves out.