WHASSUP: Jan 20-22

*Thursday, Jan 20: Sexy school. Babeland Brooklyn is holding their G-Spot Orgasms class tonight at 8pm. The best orgasms of your life will run you $35. Details.

*Friday, Jan 21: Live music. Singer-songwriter Robin Bacior performs at Union Hall at 8pm. $8. Listen to her stuff here. She's 23 and pretty hot, even if she is a California transplant. 

*Friday, Jan 21: Art opening. The Brooklyn Zen Center (um…) is hosting a show of "10 pantings that allegorize the process of transforming selfish lashing out into disciplined and effective action." Take that as you'd like. It's from 6-8 if you can handle the zen. Free.

*Saturday, Jan 22: One-act play. "Did You Hear the One About the Carp Who Hailed the Taxi?," a one-act comedy by Anne Phelan based on the 440 Gallery's current show, "My New York" is being performed alongside the exhibition. Find out more here. 7:30 & 8:30. Free. (That's what that fish image is, FYI.)

*Wed, Feb 2: Park Slope film. This isn't this week, but get your tix for The Landlord screening at 92Y Tribeca. Hal Ashby's directorial debut takes on the "getto" days of 1970, when Park Slope wasn't full of white people and strollers (crazy, I know). Details and tix here. 

And one other thing that's up: If you're bored, click over to ListenParty.com, who promise they'll be your "new favorite free online audio journal," whatever that is. Apparently the idea came to fruition in a Park Slope writing group getting drunk together, so we're intrigued.

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