WHASSUP: Dec 8-12

*Wednesday, Dec 8: Get busy, singles. Tonight's our Naughty Office Party! You suck if you don't have tix yet, but you can still get 'em here. We'll see you at 7pm, and watch you leave with your catch o'the night. Consider that a threat.

*Thursday, Dec 9: Partay! OVERFLOW Magazine, Brooklyn Creative League and Brooklyn Craft Central are throwing a big ol' party at Littlefield to celebrate the launch of OVERFLOW's Winter 2011 issue. Burlesque dancers, cheap booze, raffles, dancin'. Tix are $6 here.

*Friday, Dec 10: Food competition. For the rare out-of-nabe experience, head to Greenpoint Open Studios for a mini-food competition--whatever you can dream of, dollhouse-size. It's also the opening reception for "Keep the Home Fire Burning: Fall in to Color." All the info you need here.

*Saturday & Sunday, Dec 11-12: Underground flim (literally). Rooftop Films heads underground into the Atlantic Avenue Tunnel in Cobble Hill. Two days, "two programs of short films from the dark underbelly of the independent film world and screen them deep inside the oldest subway on earth." Schedule here.

Oh, and if you're really up for some f-u-n, IKEA Red Hook is having Swedish Meatball Madness on Friday night. I still can't process the fact that people actually eat at IKEA, but if you're one of those whom I always make fun of and pity, all-you-can-eat your heart out on Friday night for $10.

Add more haps in the comments. I'm in a TheraFlu coma (and will be at tonight's Meatup, o hai), so I'm sure I missed shit.