Whassup?

*All three NYC Water Taxi beaches (i.e. beaches for poor people) are reopening this Spring (Newyorkology).

* Smartmom is officially changing her name to "Crazy Lady." Unfortunately "Crazy Lady" still talks about herself, her family, her neighbors, and EVERYONE she knows in the third person (OTBKB).

*Someone broke into Los Politos on 5th Ave. But they couldn't get into the cash register, so they just stole beer (yes really) (Brooklyn Paper).

*Our invite to Norah Jones' pool party must be lost in the mail (Curbed).

*Ok, true confessions: I officially have deck envy (Brick Underground).

*Hopefully you don't take the bus from Downtown Brooklyn to Manhattan...cause all those mofos are about to be cut (McBrooklyn).