We Have A Winner in Our Worst Park Slope Apartment Contest

Fine, he was the only contestant but the first annual FIPS Worst Park Slope Shitbox award goes to...... Colin C, who was apparently so traumatized he moved to Sunset Park.

This is the work of a roommate I had in Park Slope for two months off Craigslist. He would leave bags of trash next to week-old pickle jars and yeast infection cream. Sex in said disgusting living room while other people were home was the final straw. I now live in Sunset Park.

<3 Colin

Look, he even tried the little heart symbol. Awww.

Colin, your prize awaits: free admission for you and a wingman (or woman) at our next FIPS singles soiree. ERICA FILL IN, POR FAVOR!

One last picture.

Phuck, this place really does look like a crime scene...or a bad science experiment. It only lacks a wall of stacked beer bottle six packs like my brother used to have in his Astoria pied-a-terre. And maybe a used condom on the floor. Bluch.

Finally, an honorable mention goes to the broad whose landlord is heading to Rikers for harassing her. Now, if only you'd sent pictures...

My landlord stole checks from my mail, forged my signature on them, and deposited them in his checking account in PA. And then filed a bullshit $20K non-payment case in housing court to try to intimidate me into keeping quiet and moving out. He's now trying to talk his way out of a housing court harassment petition, US Postal Inspector mail theft investigation, two counts of felony forgery in PA, and two counts of grand larceny in BK. And I'm looking for a new apartment (not because I have to, because I don't want to give this MF my money any longer) which is fun...sorry brokers, but if 22nd st and 3rd ave is Park Slope, then I'm the fucking queen of Denmark.