Wafels & Dinges to La Bagel Delight: 'We Lurv You!'

What can I say? After the shitshow that was the Bachelor finale last night, I have true love on my brain. And honestly, this is like the sweetest fucking thing I've ever seen. I'm serious, people: we could all learn a thing or two about kindness from our fave waffle pusher: Wafels & Dinges. Behold (from their blog):

"Every Saturday we park near LA Bagel Delight in Park Slope. And since we sell waffles and they sell bagels, well, you get the picture...there could be some friction.

BUT - I want to tell you that the people from LA Bagel Delight have been very cool for the past two years. And that's not a given. So I really want to make them a surprise, and ask all Wafels & Dinges fans to help me:

Please go this SUNDAY, March 7 (or why not EVERY Sunday) to LA Bagel Delight in Park Slope (7th Ave between Carroll & President), go get your breakfast with them, and send them the compliments from the waffle-guy!"

I mean!? Is this guy a mensch, or what??

Clearly, we need to make Wafels & Dinges surprise sneak bagel attack come to fruition! But also we should eat waffles! Let's all get fat together!

I urge every man, woman and child within Park Slope to do the following on Sunday morn.

1. Wake up.
2. Walk over to La Bagel Delight. Do not shower...that's how important this mission is (we don't have time to wait for scalp treatments-n-shit).
3. Try and figure out where the fuck you're supposed to order your bagel (TWO LINES!) and then once you order it, try to figure out where the fuck you're supposed to stand so that you're not in the way.
4. If you accomplish #3, give yourself a medal.
   
5. Buy a poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese (lox optional).
6. Make small talk with all the rad dudes who work there (or either of the sweet cashier chicks). Don't punch any babies or trip over any strollers.
   
7. Eat your bagel up front. Stand in front of the door a bit, and make it look like you *might* be in line still...just to throw people off.
   
8. Walk over to the Wafels & Dinges truck.
9. Show them your receipt from La Bagel Delight (YAY!).
10. Buy a mini-wafelini (it's on a stick!).
11. Eat it.
12. Get fat (eh, just kidding. Gawd, live a little, will ya?).
    

Mission accomplished, people! Good Deed for the day = D-O-N-E!