[Trying to Get Fucked] In Park Slope

This is an ongoing series in which we attempt to bring you lots 'o different perspectives on what its like to *actually* live in Park Slope...from readers just like you (or not--that's the whole point).

Yet again, here's our own Jew-cy, randy, "can I get some action up in herrre, plz!," Park Slope hetero: "Mark*" (*names have been changed to protect the soon-to-be-fucked).

All women who want to get laid in Brooklyn are prostitutes.

Seriously...like real prostitutes.

I'm not trying to generalize...or put anyone down, but this seems to be a pretty well established fact. Unless, of course, Craig'slist doesn't truly represent the general population (?). Cause every time I finally write to someone who seems cool and wants to do me, they end up quoting me a price (= problem).

I so wish "Casual Encounters" worked.

Or maybe it does, and I just don't know how to weed out all the bullshit in order to find the real deal "Casual Encounters" people. My gay friends don't have this problem...and neither do the few women I know who have tried it.

So what's up with the W4M section? Is it even possible for a heterosexual guy to have "NSA fun" with a complete stranger on the internet?

I mean, you sort of can on sites like match.com or jdate, but in those cases you're usually obligated to at least buy dinner. On the surface, Craigslist seems to cut through all that romance and wooing shit, but it's all a huge scam...cause hey're all fucking prostitutes.

Any real girls out there been successful on the List? If so, let me know, and your pic gets mine.