This Week in WTF: Foreclosures, MJ's Bday Bash, and Horny Judges

Wow, I wish I could have been there for all the hood doings this weekend, but I'm depending on you all to catch the vacationing masses up on "wassabeenup" in Park Slope. (I love you, Meredith, but if I never hear the word "wassup" again, it will be too soon).

Anyway, I'm especially sorry to have missed the 2nd Annual Michael Jackson Birthday Party, hosted by Absolut Brooklynian Spike Lee in the Nethermead. So, I need to know what went down? Or up? Are you going to be getting a poison pen letter from Erica or did you clean up after yourselves? I was unavoidably detained at the Lake Huntington Summer Community Talent Show. Truly, I think I might have preferred being at the MJ bash. But possibly not.

Also of note, a sexually frustrated but highly respected criminal judge and resident of Park Slope may or may not have been looking at underage porn (female, surprisingly) while his swollen ankled and bladder-challenged pregnant younger wife was presumably telling him to take a hike. Okay, I need more information here. On second thought, maybe not. Did I really need my tax dollars going to this sting? Poor judgment, yes. Forehead that is easily as long as the rest of face, yes. Icky, yes. Worthy of complete humiliation and career ruination, I don't think so.

And finally, my google alert informed me that Park Slope is the ideal go-to destination for foreclosure auctions per Auctions.org.

"One of the best advantages of buying a property through Brooklyn foreclosure homes is the availability of a wide range of affordable properties at some of the best residential areas in the region like the beautiful neighborhood of Park Slope amongst many others.

Quality lifestyle for all age groups- Whether it is a memorable evening walk on the Brooklyn bridge, a quiet stroll through the Prospect Park or a family outing at the famous Coney Island, the area has a peaceful but vibrant quality which makes it an ideal residential destination for the young as well as the senior community."

Yippee!