The *Only* Thing That Didn't Totally Suck About The Emmys Was John Hodgman

I missed the Emmy's because they're boring, and also I was drinking beer and eating Mexican food.

Anyway, word on the street is that the show *did* in fact totally suck a dick, save for a few shining moments (and January Jones's dress--I think I'd go gay for her). Not surprisingly, those few shining moments were allegedly due to the hilariousness of our fave celeb-u-resident Park Slope know-it-all (in a good way): John Hodgman.

Hodgman delivered some killer fake commentary on the winners as they made their way to the stage. Shit like: (After a win for the Hugh Jackman-hosted Oscar telecast): “This was the first time a musical number was written for a wolverine.”

HAAAAA!

Yeah, so Check out his Top 5 Emmy Winner riffs (and also follow him on Twitter).

(via Vulture)