The Great GoogaMooga Will Feature a Coffee and Urbarn (get it?) Experience

If you were lucky enough to get your hands on a Great GoogaMooga ticket after the not-so-great Googa Mooga ticket debacle, congratu-fuckin-lations. New details about the GGM have emerged, and if my theories about them are correct, we'll all be spending the two-day event hopped up on caffeine and slaughtering live animals.

Lexus will be sponsoring a "coffee experience," guided by java expert Humberto Ricardo of Third Rail Coffee. What the fuck does Lexus have to do with coffee, you might ask? According to The Great and Powerful GoogaMooga itself, "While you sip your latte, check out the fuel-sipping, asphalt-ripping Lexus CT 200h, and the luxurious, intelligently controlled Lexus G, which delivers even more kick than your morning shot of espresso" (and don't forget to stop by the Cocaine Tent, where you can snort a line while checking out the dilated pupils of the euphoric and overly energetic 2012 ISC Lexus Convertible). *

The Great GoogaMooga will also be pairing up with Just Food, a non-profit sustainable food organization, to create an "Urbarn Experience" at the event. "With the help of Dan Kluger of ABC Kitchen, Adam Kaye from Blue Hill at Stone Barns, and Fleisher's Grass-fed & Organic Meats," they explain, "The UrBarn pavilion will feature exhibits, interactive activities, and educational programming on sustainability and the local food system."

"Interactive activities" sounds like we'll be slaughtering live animals, right? Right? OK, maybe only a little. I guess we'll find out on May 19th and 20th when the Great GoogaMooga googahs it's way into our neighborhood.

* There will (probably) not be a cocaine tent.