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Entries in pick-up lines (1)

Wednesday
Aug172011

Hey, Nerd! You Alright : Park Slope Pick-Up Lines

A few nights ago I joined my friend Courtney for a walk to get some frozen yogurt. While walking home, we passed a man standing on the sidewalk outside of a restaurant. He was smoking a cigarette and called out as we passed by.

"Those glasses don't fool me, nerd!" he catcalled. "You and I both know that you're beautiful underneath them!" 

Since I was the only bespeckled one between us, I knew he was not offering this sage advice to Courtney.

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