Barclays Center Ankle Deep in Pee-Pee Scandal

According to New York Magazine, "Park Slope is Now Just a Big Puddle of Urine."

Though that sentiment may be a bit overdramatic, Park Slope residents living around the Barclays Center have been complaining recently about show patrons are peeing all over the 'hood. Whether it be against the Modells’ brick walls on Fourth and Atlantic or into the rose bushes of the Brooklyn Bears Community Garden on Pacific and Flatbush, the urine has been flowing freely since the Barclays opening.

A Brooklyn Bear Community garden keeper recently stopped a wayward pee-er before he unloaded all over her hard work. "He was about to release himself on the bushes and I told him, 'Hey, the plants!,'" she explained to NY Magazine. "He was right by the rose bushes, poor babies, a few feet from the grape vines I planted this year." Apparently, the key to stopping horrible people with an uncontrollable urge to destroy beautiful things using the filthy contents of their bladder is by yelling, “Hey, the plants!” The garden keeper goes on to explain that once she uttered those words, the man zipped up and ran off, presumably to unload himself elsewhere.

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