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Entries in my retarded wife (6)

Wednesday
Mar112009

Flower Power

Dearest Erica,

I took the liberty of switching out your iphone case.

Love,

Greg

Wednesday
Mar112009

Textpectation: Now She's Pulling Out The Big Guns

Just received the following 5 texts:

1. PHUCK YOU

2. PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK U

3. PHUCK YOU YOU PHUCKING PHUCK

4. PHUCKPHUCKPHUCKPHUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUU

5. PHUUUUUUUUCCCKK YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

While I appreciate her usage of "PH," I'm not yet swayed...

Wednesday
Mar112009

Uh Oh

Ok, I haven't let Erica back in yet, but I'm seriously about to cave.  Just received the following email:

From: Erica

To: Greg

RE: ISWEARTOFUCKINGGODYOUWILLSOONBEDEAD

I AM FUCKING KANYE WEST NUCLEAR ENERGY ANGRY NOW. HAVE YOU EVER RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM ME ALL IN CAPS???

LET ME THE FUCK BACK IN RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!!!!!!!!

THE SITE LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY HIPPIE VOMITED ALL OVER IT. THAT COMMENTER WAS RIGHT...MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.

THIS SO ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

Not sure how much longer I can hold out...

Wednesday
Mar112009

BREAKING: PHISH PHANS PHIGHT BACK!!!!!! Erica's Husband To Lead Phish-a-Lution!

Sorry Erica, I'm doing this for your own good. I've changed your password and taken over the site.

Benjamin wouldn't agree to help me, but he said he wouldn't stop me either. Do not try to login...the current has changed and the Phish are swimming upstream.

I know that having a sense of humor is important, but at the end of the day, it's not right to trash people's beliefs. And that's what a love of Phish is to many different types of people around the four corners of the globe - I don't want to say it's a religion, because that tends to invoke imagery of the conventional "god" systems that have caused so much abuse around the world - but in it's purest form of meaning - that's exactly what being a phish head means.

Click to read more ...

Wednesday
Mar112009

Phish Resources

MAIN SITE http://www.phish.com/

DOWNLOAD THE LATEST SHOWS http://www.livephish.com/

PHISH SUMMER TOUR SCHEDULE: http://jamtopia.com/blog/phish-summer-tour-2009-tickets-dates-more/

SETLISTS http://www.phish.net/

LIVE TWITTER FEED http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23phish

A few of Erica's favorite bands:

*Britney Spears

*Ja Rule

*Soul Decision