Top Ten Excerpts from Yelp Reviews of Jackie's 5th Amendment
Thomas | Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 12:00AM 
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We've extolled the virtues of Jackie's 5th Amendment, before. We've argued that Jackie's was grievously overlooked by Complex when they made their list of definitive NYC Dive Bars. And we've chastised GQ for failing to recognize the raw, unbridled genius of Jackie's (and its ilk) when penning their fucked-up and lame guide to nightlife in Brooklyn.
FiPS isn't alone in the appreciation of Jackie's 5th Amendment. Many of the reviews of Jackie's on Yelp agree with us. Also, they are hilarious. So, here, without comment (mostly), and without correction of spelling, grammar, punctuation or capitalization, are our top ten excerpted comments from Yelp reviews of Jackie's 5th Amendment:
#10: "Alcoholic? Here is the perfect place to hit bottom." -Hal D.
#9: "If you can't realize the glory of an actual dive inhabited by actual low-lifes, all friendly-as-can be, with cheap beers and good times? Then stop goddam drinking, you little baby." -Joe R.
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