ChicksWithSteveBuscemeyes

Ok, so in truth I'm mostly so grossed out by these photos, I can't even look at em. But YOU should look at all of em.

Cause in this week's entry for best new Tumblr, we've got a photoshop genius who's created chickswithstevebuscemeyes.

I'd like to personally thank whomever's behind this whole shebang for making me feel way the hell better about my under eye circles this morn.

Also, we still love you Steve.

Colin Quinn Thinks Park Slope Looks Like A 'Swiss Village'

No matter WTF Colin Quinn does, I'm just always gonna associate the dude with that MTV show Remote Control. Do you remember that shit??

Anyway, apparently he used to live in Park Slope back in the day (!) and this is what he had to say about it:

So where does a guy like this come from? If you guessed Park Slope, home of nothing but child geniuses, you'd be right.

But not the Park Slope of today where toddlers do calculus in the original form. He grew up on First Street in the old Park Slope filled with nasty girls, sketchy corner-store hangouts and bars that had grills.

"There was Greasy Jack's, Cheap Andy's (two burgers for a quarter), Al's Toy Land and Danny's Candy Store.

"Today? It's Whole Food lesbian baby carriage stores! It looks like a Swiss village!"

Something tells me Greasy Jacks or Cheap Andy's totes coulda beat the living shit out of Cheeburger Cheeburger.

(via NY Post)

Park Slope Profiles in Courage: Jonathan Safran Foer

The littler and I stalked JSF recently at Sweet Melissa's. He told me he barely washes his jeans let alone irons them. I promised to never call him a pompous ass again if he answered our FIPS interview questions. He gave me his very special and private email address. 

It was a BIG deal, man...a big deal, that is, before SOMEBODY upped the ante on me with that Jake Gyllenhaal sighting on the Q train.

Anyway.

In due time, he emailed me with his answers to my questions. That's when I found myself in a moral dilemma, because I just CANNOT BELIEVE some of these answers.

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FYI, Adrien Grenier Discovered Williamsburg

Just thought y'all should know.

Steve Buscemi Wins Golden Globe For Boardwalk Empire

image via Only the Blog Knows BrooklynYep, it's true.

Park Slope is the best place to live in NYC AND home to a Golden Globe winner.

Congrats to Park Slope rez and Boardwalk Empire star Steve Buscemi, who won a Best Actor Golden Globe last night for his work on the hit HBO show.

Brooklyn Heights was representin' too when actor Paul Giamatti took home the award for Best Actor in the movie "Barney's Version."

Brooklyn we go hard...IN HOLLYWOOD!