Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Ever Hear of Brooklyn? [and Fuck You]. Love, The Daily News

Daym, Daily News!

Now granted, Gwyneth is:

* Friends with Madonna = v. annoying
* Has a daughter named Apple = v. annoying
* Has a new website called GOOP where she "shares" all her best secrets and "nourishes your inner aspect" (whatever the fuck that means) = v.v. annoying

However, in this particular case, I'm not sure a frothy glass of haterade is *really* warranted, NYDN.

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Yes We Can?

Don't know about you, but for me, this pic of Aretha Franklin has pretty much been the most haunting image of the day thus far.

THE ANSWERS: John Hodgman

ICYMI, John Hodgman answers all questions, everywhere, about everything.

Lots of people asked loads of great questions (many of which were Park Slope related) via the NYT's City Room Blog, and our fave resident celebritay obliged.

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Today: NOTORIOUS

Wow. Listen to Diddy talking about the movie, his friendship with Biggie and how this has all affected him.

*Let this be known that this was the first time I have ever actually *cried* during a motherfucking Diddy Blog.

See you chumps at the Pavillion @5pm.

(Notorious TV via MTV)

1 Day: NOTORIOUS

Cancel Your Plans for Friday: It's All About Notorious

(via MTV Buzzworthy)