5 NO-HORSESHIT WAYS NYC HAS CHANGED SINCE 9/11

What a clusterfuck.

We all knew it was to be expected, but the deluge of bullshit 9/11 anniversary articles being crapped onto this city are making us long for Mohamed Atta’s direct, unsentimental approach.

“How has the world changed since 9/11?” these sterile Ivy Leaguers ask. Oooh, flying isn’t fun anymore. Great fucking journalism.

Bitch please, it’s 2011; flying isn’t fun? Try doing it with Xanax and an iPad. Flying fucking slays.

Here’s the truth:

New York has changed a bit, but it’s tough to tell what’s because of 9/11 and what’s due to a decade’s worth of our city’s natural progress. In some ways, they’re one and the same.

Between us, let’s strip away the horseshit and look at what’s really changed in NYC since 9/11/01:

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