STUPID CUPID: THE DOG LOVER LOOKING FOR HIS LIZ LEMON

Valentine's Day is a day away, but fear not, dateless folks of Park Slope. We've got info on the most eligible Park Slopers in our FiPS community. Check out the goods on Eli, who lives off Union and 8th Ave:

We asked Eli to sell us on his favorite dive bar. He says:

"I think Mission Dolores is great because it satisfies everyone's need to have a local "dive bar," but you don't have to put up with a place that smells like piss and has cracked seat cushions that poke you in the ass. Great beer menu, nice outdoors area and typically a solid crowd."

Eli spends his days as a software consultant/designer. He has been dabbling in the "tech start-up" scene, which means he's working with the Social Entrepreneurship program at NYU to help non-technical students develop their ideas.

But enough about Eli's career, I'm swooning over his blog, Fuzzy Brooklyn. He's an avid dog watcher, and what better neighborhood to admire the dog culture than ours.

If you're interested in having a drink with the hot dog lover who wants a Liz Lemon to call his own, email him at stupidcupid.eli@gmail.com. At the very least, check out his adorable canine website. 

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