Spring Break Dance Party [Oh Yes We Can]

Look, between Coffee Wars, the bus loads of people who are moving into the nabe after Park Slope was chosen as THEBESTNEIHBORHOODEVEREVEREVER, laser surgery and Small/Cool I need to let off some fucking steam.

Who's with me???

[Every single one of your asses should collectively raise your hands now].

Anyway.

We've decided to take some action and do an impromptu Spring Break Dance PART-AY this Thursday, 4/29 at the Bell House! It's International Dance Day! And we wanna CELEBRATE!

BREEDERS, BALLERS, BR-ALLERS, douchebags, bloggers, boners, beardos, weirdos, hipsters, hippies, coop-tards, heteros, homos, singles, marrieds, olds, creepy dudes...all your asses are invited! We're all gonna get drunk, and get dance-y Daytona Beach style.

Now in case you're wondering WTF happened to the Big Gay Meatup, that shit is still goin on too....but in the front Lounge of the Bell House!

In the back space we're throwing a dance party to end all dance parties. We're gonna party like its 1999...or like we're shooting a Girls Gone Wild video (whichever is more severe).

Tickets are FREE! That's right, btchz...you heard it here first. And to make sure everyone gets nice and lit, we're doing cheap ass drink specials (sex on the beach anyone?) for $5. We even bought those little umbrellas ppl...we don't fool around.

OF COURSE, Robicelli's cupcakes will be in the house (yum).

So yeah, let's party it up! I'm gonna be there, Greg's gonna be there and the whole FIPS crew will be in the house (well, at least the ones that can't come up with a good excuse). Maybe we'll even get some disgruntled Gorilla Coffee employees to come by and stage a protest. It's gonna be OFF THE HIZZY.

So yeah, get your tix here and let's get drunk and dance-y together.

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