[SPONSORED] Date The Writers of FIPS...And, OK: Come To Our Singles Event!

Just because I aspire to be Heidi Fleiss-n-shit, doesn't mean you need to get all judge-y on me.

Here's the thing: Valentine's Day is almost here. This bullshit is goin down on Monday whether you like or not. And if you don't like it, I suggest you do something about it. Like at least get laid on Sunday night! After our "Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood" Party at the Bell House!

And while I can't promise you that any of these FIPS writers will actually put out, I can at least tell you that:

• They'll be at the shindig
• They *might* be open to talking to you
• And that they're all adorbs.

For real pplz: if I wasn't married already, I'd go all Sister Wives in Park Slope and marry em all.

So, yeah: get your ticket, come out and drink (free hour of booze from 7-8 courtesy of your new best friends on the planet: Solerno; and $3 Beer specials the rest of the night). Eat Whoopie Pies from Trois Pommes and maybe score a date with a FIPS hottie.

Your move.

Also: WE'RE GIVING AWAY 5 SETS OF TIX PLUS 5 SETS OF WING-MAN/WING-WOMAN TIX. I.E. YOU CAN COME WITH YOUR FRIENDZ! Just leave a comment, and tell us about 5 things any future boyfriend/girlfriend should know about you. We'll pick the 5 least scariest and send your asses emails.

Park Slope Lens, aka Spencer

I'm looking for a gf.  Bonus points for being bookish/NPR-ish.  Mega bonus points for being pale.  Ideally she'd be a 50/50 hybrid of Zooey Deschanel and Anne Hathaway (that's Spence up above too).

Evan Kessler

I have never been the mayor of anywhere on Foursquare.

About who I'm looking for: You want to be the mayor of my heart (on foursquare), and rule it with an iron fist, girl.

[ed note: anyone who "checks-in" to Evan's heart on Sunday night, clearly will be immediately annointed as his soulmate].

Charlotte Montrose

I genuinely enjoy life every day no matter how great or small the feats I've achieved measure up.

I am looking for a best friend dude to grow with and laugh with and just make each other's lives a little sweeter. "I tried to discover...a little something to make me sweeter... Oh baby refrain, from breakin' my heart."-Erasure (In case you haven't noticed, I'm VERY cheesy).

Other FIPS writers might be there too, but there's are the ones I can guarantee are single-n-ready to mingle. Though truth time: someone *did* try to pick up Greg a few bk hookup events ago, so really ANYTHING can happen.