Solange Knowles Moving to Park Slope?
Uh, MAYBE! (that's what she tells Oprah today!).
Personally, I think this totally fucking rocks. B/c if Solange is here, Beyonce can't be far behind. And if BEYONCE IS HERE, THEN JAY-Z MIGHT BE HERE TOO!!!
JAY-Z, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Can you see it now? Beyonce, Solange and Jay-Z having brunch at Rose Water (line totally fucking cut, o-f c-o-u-r-s-e). Beyonce, Jay-Z and Solange jogging the loop in Prospect Park ("what's that Mr. police officer? Black Escalade escorts ARE allowed in the park on weekends? I seeeeee"). Beyonce, Solange and Jay-Z at Union Market ("I got 99 problems...but olives ain't one of em"). Beyonce, Solange at Jay-Z at Yogo Monster ("yo, yo, yo! Who wants some Yogo!?).
A girl can dream, can't she?
(via Lipstick Alley)
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