SEX IN THE SLOPE: Bar Bathroom Hookups

"After drinking away an afternoon in Prospect Park I found myself with some friends at Great Lakes—taking in the Pavement soundtrack and mainlining well whiskey. Things happen and I find myself making out with a girl. At the bar. The suggestion of leaving for her place is presented, but with a caveat: 'You can take me home and fuck me, but you HAVE to have brunch with me,' she whispers with complete seriousness, and a hint of anger. 'Promise? Promise!' I feel a deep pinch on my arm. In the bathroom I look at myself in the mirror, wind up and smack my face. Hard. Stumbling out of the bar at a double pace, I avoid eye contact with the girl, who's by then making out with another guy near where I left her. She's sorta fat."

Location: Great Lakes (284 Fifth Ave. at First St., 718-499-3710)

Age: 22 at the time

"Mark?" Is that you???

(via Metromix)